Telling a Joke via TCP

• “Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
• “Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
• “Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
• “Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
• “Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
• “Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
• “Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
• “Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
• “Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
• “I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”